Even if the person wearing it is reduced to radioactive cinder. When
it comes to engineering large complex wristwatches, no one comes as
close to total awesome as Diesel. They put more dials in a watch than
most airplane manufacturers put in a cockpit. Okay, that was a little
exaggerated but our point was Diesel watches usually look much better
suited for tasks other than telling time.
The Diesel SBA Black Out is water resistant up to five atmospheres
and looks like it can be run over by a tank without serious damage.
Needless to say, it’s a tough cookie. You can probably bash hipsters
with it. Not that we’re advocating violence; just keep in mind Diesel is
a brand that is best suited for those who perceive themselves as bad
assess.
It doesn’t say on the product page if it shoots lasers, but if it
does, that would be real sweet. A taser feature would be welcome as well
to electrocute the people around you during awkward social situations.
Not exactly commendable behavior, that. Can’t be helped in these
disconnected times.
The SBA Black Out is currently selling for a generous $250.
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