San Francisco. Phoenix. Ohio. Three separate places, three separate arrests. Months after LulzSec officially concluded its campaign of lulz and a couple months short before Anonymous can carry out its plans to destroy Facebook, both organizations have been dealt mortal blows. Or have they? The security apparatus of the United States isn’t a thing to be trifled with, after all.

We admit that’s not much of  a headline upstairs. There’s no way else going about it though, because Meg Whitman is now the she-boss over at HP. If we’re not mistaken, for the second time in its storied history a woman has ascended to the throne vacated CEO post. Alright, for formality’s sake here’s a formal congrats to Meg Whitman (clap-clap-clap). She’s wasted no time getting in touch with her subordinates with a company-wide email that’s gone the rounds. More after the break.

It’s not like NASA has its own soundtrack. Though if there ever was a more suitable score for space travel, it will always be Alex North’s work for the movie 2001 that works best. Regarding these latest offerings from NASA, the space agency has outed almost 50 years worth of soundbytes that are now available as ringtones. Just download them at the official site for free and have a rocket flaring up during launch whenever your wife calls.